mudaduh:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I made a generator so you too can find your futuristic unisex sci-fi name.

I am going to change my name IRL to Rat Parabola.

I didn’t read all of mine because I saw it had Quark in it

afloweroutofstone:

Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

wayneradiotv:

i don’t WANNA use this site for business this my site for PLEASURE. FUCK!!!!!!!

thebeatlebird:

closetedsuggestions:

meaningfulsuggestion:

lovingyou-suggestions:

your hands, i want to hold them.

Your lips, I want to kiss them.

Your dreams, I want to hear them.

mollyfamous:

twistcmyk:

friends

drmajalis:

The British Empire is collapsing before our eyes in real time <3

Critical support to Charles in his efforts to destroy the empire :) /s

borntomecassidy78:

lesbianshepard:

suinicide:

thememedaddy:

I need a link to this

I misremembered; it was a “village elder”

SCP-002

Subject was discovered in a small crater in northern Portugal where it struck the Earth from orbit. Encased in a shell of thick rock, the fleshy exterior of the object was exposed by the impact. A native farmer happened upon the site and reported his findings to the village elder. Subject gained SCP attention when a Level 4 agent posted in the area detected a small radioactive anomaly generated by the object.

Here’s the reddit thread about it: Why does Portugal have village elders in SCP-002

that’s so GOB Bluth of them

grox:

depsidase:

its-your-mind:

felagund-fiollaigean:

wizards thinking of clerics as hacks cause we spent years of study learning the secrets of the universe they cheated and got a god to do their magic for them

clerics thinking of wizards as hacks cause we spent years serving and cultivating a deeply personal relationship with a god they copied down some cheat codes to make stuff blow up